Toys & Games

Hold the Halo Needler Replica and feel unstoppable. Glowing spikes, epic lights, and pure sci-fi chaos in your hands. Perfect for cosplay, display, or aggressively pointing at your snacks. Buy it now or stay boring forever.

Your dog deserves a personal assistant. This ball-launching beast keeps Fido fetching while you sip margaritas and question your life choices. Endless play, zero effort—because you’re too fabulous to throw your own balls.

Digging holes in your backyard is frowned upon—but this Minecraft Fort Building Kit? LEGALLY SANCTIONED BLOCK CHAOS. Build forts, castles, or a questionable "modern art" piece. Zero dirt, 100% pixelated glory. Your living room is now your kingdom.

Forget adulthood—it's time to duel. These dueling lightsabers are battle-ready, glow like pure space magic, and make you feel like a true warrior. Clash with friends, settle arguments, or dramatically turn off the lights. The Force demands it.

Because regular fingers are boring. Slip these tiny feet on and instantly upgrade your hand game. Tap dance on your desk, play tiny soccer, or just horrify your friends. The possibilities are endless. The judgment? Immediate.

For when you’ve decided “Yeah, I’m done” but also think YouTube tutorials count as medical training. The DIY Vasectomy Kit comes with probably everything you need—gloves, questionable tools, and a free bottle of bourbon for courage. Snip responsibly!

This game will roast your friends so hard they’ll question their life choices. Stir the Pot exposes bad habits, tragic fashion, and awkward secrets with zero mercy. Friendships will be tested, egos shattered, and chaos guaranteed. Play at your own risk.