Gear & Gadgets

Become the villain of your office or home with this tiny chaos machine. Random beeps. Inexplicable noises. Pure psychological warfare. Hide it. Wait. Watch them lose their minds. Friendship? Over. Inner gremlin? Thriving. Buy it and embrace the chaos.

Your dog deserves a personal assistant. This ball-launching beast keeps Fido fetching while you sip margaritas and question your life choices. Endless play, zero effort—because you’re too fabulous to throw your own balls.

Your phone’s out of battery? E.T. phone hoooome—literally. This wireless charging dock grabs your device like a clingy alien bestie and zaps it with cosmic juice. Buy it or risk disappointing an extraterrestrial. He just wants to help, Karen.

Behold: the V6 Underwater ROV Drone—a neon sea nugget with thrusters ready to explore depths you’ll never personally reach because ew, cold water. Spy on fish, hunt for sunken treasure, or just flex on landlubbers. Buy it. Be Poseidon.

It’s a ring. It’s a bottle opener. It’s the ultimate power move. Crack open a cold one like a wizard casting spells—except your magic is beer and bad decisions. Buy it or keep struggling with your teeth like a caveman.

Ever wanted to shove a tiny camera into the unknown and instantly regret it? Now you can! This waterproof endoscope lets your phone explore drains, engines, and places that shall not be named. Curiosity killed the cat, but hey—you’re built different.

Fashion meets function. This sleek vibrator necklace keeps your little secret stylishly close—because self-care should always be within reach. Classy on the outside, wild on the inside. Wear it. Charge it. Vibrate through life like the icon you are.

Regular fire? Boring. These colored flame lighters let you ignite stuff with style. Green? Pink? Feel like a wizard casting tiny fire spells. Light candles, grills, or just flex your superior flame game. Normal lighters fear you now.

Boom! Instant dramatic exit. These colored smoke grenades turn any situation into a mysterious, action-packed moment. Need to disappear mid-conversation? Want your backyard to look like a sci-fi battlefield? Drop smoke, vanish, and leave them wondering.

Meet the tiny hero your kitchen never knew it needed. This fearless caped crusader holds your pot lid up just enough to let steam escape, preventing boil-overs and kitchen disasters. He risks it all so your pasta doesn’t stage a rebellion. True bravery.